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182 Jokes for all Occasions

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This newly released eBook contains 182 hilarious jokes. The Jokes are split into four different categories:

ONE LINERS: A brain went into a pub and said, "Can I have a pint of lager please?" "No way" says the barman "you are already out of your head".

LONGER JOKES: Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. 'What's the quickest way to York?' he asks. The local scratches his head. 'Are you walking or driving?' 'I'm driving' the man replies. 'Hmmm' ponders the local. 'I'd say that's definitely the quickest way'.

BLONDE JOKES: A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."

RUDE JOKES (Can't be repeated here - you'll have to get the book!)

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